A little smth I ripped off Friendster. I'm nursing a broken heart.

WHAT DO YOU RESPOND WHEN PEOPLE ASK
YOU :

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
- Cos I'm not like this.

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
- Oh, sure.

LEAVE HIM /HER ALREADY. YOU'LL BE MUCH
MORE HAPPY WITH ME
- And u can buy me Tiffany's, feed me gold, and hire me a chauffeur? Cool!

COME ON. SMILE. YOURE CUTE WHEN YOU
DO THAT
- I'm not going for that cute look.

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO
- Oook, if u wanna fail..

WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON? ME, RIGHT?
- Yup, u couldn't b more right.

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE
YOU
- Then don't just say it, show it! Buy me expensive chocolate, go!

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE
TUESDAY?
- Just like why God neglects u, there're no reasons.

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK
CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
- Cool.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL
PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
- Oh, now I do.

I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU
- Don't fall too hard now.

I CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU
- That's rather pathetic..

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST
ARENT HIM//HER
- Gimme back my money.

NOTHING
- Cool.

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
- Starts with a 9, ends with a 4. Figure the rest out urself.

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE
- No, u can have my only dance.

MAY I COURT YOU
- It's ur risk.

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM//HER TIL NOW
- Foolish, ain't I?

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING I
WANTED
- Then what do u want now?

WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET YES
- In ur dreams, and in my nightmare.